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Even when the polls are open to all, Negroes have shown themselves too slow to exercise their voting privileges. There must be a concerted effort on the part of Negro leaders to arouse their people from their apathetic indifference.... In the past, apathy was a moral failure. Today, it is a form of moral and political suicide. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958



Where thou art - that - is Home. ~Emily Dickinson



To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. ~Bertrand Russell



Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. ~Author Unknown



Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. ~George-Louis de Buffon



Perfect courage means doing unwitnessed what we would be capable of with the world looking on. ~Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1678



Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence. ~Norman Mailer



If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. ~Cavett Robert



Attribution: the ascribing of a work (as of literature or art) to a particular author or artist.



From our ancestors come our names, but from our virtues our honors. ~Proverb



Man's feelings are always purest and most glowing in the hour of meeting and of farewell. ~Jean Paul Richter



St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time - a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. ~Adrienne Cook



Trees are much like human beings and enjoy each other's company. Only a few love to be alone. ~Jens Jensen, Siftings, 1939



Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks



How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles. ~Bill Veeck



I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. ~Anna Quindlen, "Enough Bookshelves," New York Times, 7 August 1991



An original writer is not one who imitates nobody, but one whom nobody can imitate. ~Chateaubriand, Le Genie du Christianisme, 1802



To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the privilege of the spark. ~Roland Barthes



Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness. She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness. Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her. ~Proverbs 31:25-28



The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. ~John McNulty