funny obama quotes

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms. ~George Eliot



Follow Descartes! Do not give up the religion of your youth until you get a better one. ~Martin H. Fischer



It was a typical net.exercise - a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse. ~Author Unknown



Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows. ~Author Unknown



He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. ~Epictetus



Imitation is the highest form of pissing me off. Quit stealing my content and violating my copyright. ~Jen T. Verbumessor



You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. ~Franklin P. Jones, referring to the atomic bomb You're booty-blinded. You know what that is? It's like being snow-blinded only it ain't no snow, it's a cute little piece of ass. ~From the movie I Spy



I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind. ~George Bernard Shaw, 28 August 1896



Tennis belongs to the individualistic past - a hero, or at most a pair of friends or lovers, against the world. ~Jacques Barzun



Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. ~Jackie Gleason



A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown



Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. ~Meryl Streep



I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see! ~Dave Beard



Codi: "Like a note you'd send somebody after you'd stayed in their house?"



A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. ~Mark Twain



There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. ~William J. Clinton



Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ~Will Rogers



Posterity will talk of Washington as the founder of a great empire, when my name shall be lost in the vortex of revolution. ~Napoleon I



The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed. ~The Sickness Unto Death



Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right. ~Clive James