funny quotes about best friends and laughing

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. ~James Beard



For me there is no greater subject than history. How a man can study it and not be forced to become a philosopher, I cannot tell. ~George E. Wilson



Why wait for the weekend to have fun ~Loesje, loesje.org



We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin. ~Andre Berthiaume, Contretemps



Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. ~William S. Gilbert



Historians of literature like to regard a century as a series of ten faces, each grimacing in a different way. ~Richard Ellman



In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. ~Michel de Montaigne



If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters. ~Anita Bryant



The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. ~Arnold Toynbee



When the Japanese mend broken objects, they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks with gold. They believe that when something's suffered damage and has a history it becomes more beautiful. ~Barbara Bloom



A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. ~Benjamin Spock, Baby and Child Care, 1977



How idiotic civilization is! Why be given a body if you have to keep it shut up in a case like a rare, rare fiddle? ~Katherine Mansfield, Bliss and Other Stories



Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime. ~Mark Twain



Perception is a clash of mind and eye, the eye believing what it sees, the mind seeing what it believes. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



On J-Day our profession will have a lot to answer for! We might at least have withheld our hands instead of making them work against God. ~Martin H. Fischer



I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen



All art is autobiographical; the pearl is the oyster's autobiography. ~Federico Fellini



If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up. ~J.A. McIntosh