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We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one. ~John Updike



The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life. ~William Faulkner



Chase down your passion like it's the last bus of the night. ~Terri Guillemets



It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. ~Agnes Repplier



So great moreover is the regard of the law for private property, that it will not authorize the least violation of it; no, not even for the general good of the whole community. ~William Blackstone



Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. ~Benjamin Disraeli



When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates



We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ~Bill Bryson



Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of which they grow. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. ~Peter Drucker



Thou hast added insult to injury. ~Phaedrus



If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments - owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains. ~Author Unknown



I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. ~Eartha Kitt



In what you say of another, apply the test of kindness, necessity and truth, and let nothing pass your lips without a 2/3 majority. ~Liz Armbruster, on www.robertbrault.com



There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub. ~Elisabeth Kubler-Ross



Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss. ~Robert Burns



The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. ~Theodore Roosevelt



Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~Gary Smith



If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, wouldn't it be a Merry Christmas? ~Don Meredith