i love you cute quotes

Fooey! The porchlight is burnt out, and I can't see whether it's dark outside or not. ~Dave Beard



Common-sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge



The average teacher explains complexity; the gifted teacher reveals simplicity. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The PC political correctness movement exists not in order to improve the well-being of those whose oppression it purports to combat. Rather, its purpose is to wrap its proponents in a kind of verbal comfort-blanket. ~Erik Kowal, as posted on wordwizard.com



The smallest bookstore still contains more ideas of worth than have been presented in the entire history of television. ~Andrew Ross



Nurses are I.V. leaguers. ~Author Unknown



Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. ~Val Doonican



Everything becomes a little different as soon as it is spoken out loud. ~Hermann Hesse



In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV. ~Erma Bombeck



I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers. ~Albert Camus



Put your future in good hands - your own. ~Author Unknown



Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead. ~Mark Twain



The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. ~Dave Beard



I like to skip because I can't help but smile when I'm skipping (either I'm too uncoordinated to frown and skip at the same time or else it's a physical impossibility)! ~Nancy, as posted on iskip.com



Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. ~Gary Smith



Yes, to be a good parent, you have to sacrifice, but this is not a requirement of parenting, it is a requirement of being good at something. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age. ~Jacques Barzun, The House of Intellect, 1959



You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steam-roller will not plant flowers. ~Walter Lippmann



Never dull your shine for somebody else. ~Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model, "The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights," original airdate 17 October 2007



Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. ~Albert Smith