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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~Johnny Carson



"Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are" is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread. ~Francois Mauriac



This statesman was no conqueror, but his superiority consisted in his moral conquest; this President vanquished no foreign people, and his superiority lay in his self-constraint; this excellent judge of human nature cast a spell over nobody, yet is more fascinating than the shining victors of history. ~Emil Ludwig



A horse is worth more than riches. ~Spanish Proverb



Tomorrow is the day when idlers work, and fools reform. ~Edward Young



There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. ~Thomas W. Higginson



I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. ~Erma Bombeck



I pledge allegiance to the earth and to the flora, fauna and human life that it supports, one planet indivisible, with safe air, water & soil, economic justice, equal rights and peace for all. ~Author unknown, proposed new Pledge of Allegiance, as seen on a button at evolvefish.com



Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown



The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. ~Mark Twain, attributed



If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands. ~John Locke



The man who has no inner life is a slave to his surroundings. ~Henri Frederic Amiel



I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. ~Mark Twain I am enamored with desert dew because it's usually the closest thing we get to rain. ~Linda Solegato



To fall into a habit is to begin to cease to be. ~Miguel de Unamuno, The Tragic Sense of Life



I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. ~Hartman Jule



People's fates are simplified by their names. ~Elias Canetti



Knock the "t" off the "can't." ~Samuel Johnson



Words are the physicians of a mind diseased. ~Aeschylus



The things you own end up owning you. It's only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything. ~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk



And life and love and peace are all new born. ~Alice Freeman Palmer