sassy quotes about haters

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. ~Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family



The contemplative life is often miserable. One must act more, think less, and not watch oneself live. ~Nicolas Chamfort



Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ~Author Unknown



Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. ~Mae West



A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. ~Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951



How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles. ~Bill Veeck



Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. ~Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910



Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Mencius



An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. ~Arnold H. Glasgow



I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903



What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise. ~Kitty O'Neill Collins



We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors. ~Weldon Drew



Are you not ashamed of heaping up the greatest amount of money and honour and reputation, and caring so little about wisdom and truth and the greatest improvement of the soul? ~Socrates



George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles. ~Author Unknown



Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. ~Author Unknown



The whole inspiration of our life as a nation flows out from the waving folds of this banner. ~Author Unknown



Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. ~Henri Frederic Amiel



Just because something is unbelievable does not mean you shouldn't believe it. Put another way, some things are worth believing in whether they're true or not. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~Author Unknown



Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. ~Author Unknown