No one is listening until you fart. ~Author Unknown
Draft beer, not people. ~Author Unknown
You can't truthfully explain your smallest action without fully revealing your character. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories. ~Florence King
There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. ~Peter F. Drucker
We "need" cancer because, by the very fact of its incurability, it makes all other diseases, however virulent, not cancer. ~Gilbert Adair, "Under the Sign of Cancer," Myths and Memories, 1986
We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. ~Mark Twain
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. ~Maureen Murphy
Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel. ~Judge Sturgess
Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. ~Voltaire
When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. ~William Shakespeare, Henry V
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ~Dave Barry
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. ~George Bernard Shaw
The multitude of books is making us ignorant. ~Voltaire
Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. ~Author Unknown
Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave. ~A.A. Milne
I believe that social media's greatest gift is in providing every person the forum to be themselves, speak their heart & soul. ~Jeb Dickerson, April 25, 2009 on Twitter (@JebDickerson), www.howtomatter.com
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensees, 1670
We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies, and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. ~John F. Kennedy
For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. ~Eleanor Everet
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. ~Dave Barry
A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven. ~Author Unknown
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. ~John Ruskin
There's nothing wrong with me a little ice cream won't fix. ~Author Unknown
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