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If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers



The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. ~Elbert Hubbard



The past is never dead, it is not even past. ~William Faulkner



Originality is the art of concealing your source. ~Franklin P. Jones



Sometimes it's harder to attain inner silence than outer silence. The dog stopped barking and the kids have gone to bed, but your mind has a lot to talk about and it knows you can't pretend you're not at home. ~Linda Solegato



It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. ~"Homer Simpson," from the television show The Simpsons



To silence another, first be silent yourself. ~Latin Proverb



Americans like fat books and thin women. ~Russell Baker



Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown



Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing "Embraceable You" in spats. ~Woody Allen



It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~Helen Rowland



One cannot spend forever sitting and solving the mysteries of one's history. ~Lemony Snicket



Trees outstrip most people in the extent and depth of their work for the public good. ~Sara Ebenreck, American Forests



Still more astonishing is that world of rigorous fantasy we call mathematics. ~Gregory Bateson



Living in an age of advertisement, we are perpetually disillusioned. ~J.B. Priestley



The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. ~Phyllis Diller



The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. ~Martin Luther



It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars. ~Arthur C. Clarke



To be dragged in the wake of the passive flock and to pass a hundred and one times beneath the shears of the shepherd, or to die alone like a brave eagle on a rocky crag of a great mountain: that is the dilemma. ~Praxedis Guerrero, RegeneraciOn, 18 February 1911



Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1834