funny happy bunny quotes

In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin - consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns out this is an enormous, unthinkable inflation few men will remit, or if they will, only with a sense of being overcharged. ~Elizabeth Hardwick, Seduction and Betrayal, 1974



While the rhythm of running emphasizes a downward motion, the upward motion of skipping defies gravity and elevates my mood in the process. ~Susan Reineck, as posted on iskip.com



People always think something's all true. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 2



Success is due less to ability than to zeal. ~Charles Buxton



Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. ~Author Unknown



All morons hate it when you call them a moron. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 6



A metaphor is like a simile. ~Author Unknown



As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times. ~Orson Scott Card



For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery. ~Jonathan Swift, The Drapier's Letter



Even an E-type Jaguar looks merely flash beside a really smart pony and trap. ~Marion C. Garretty



I ran up the door, opened the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers - turned off my bed, tumbled into my light, and all because he kissed me good-night! ~Author Unknown



Complete possession is proved only by giving. All you are unable to give possesses you. ~Andre Gide



It is folly for a man to pray to the gods for that which he has the power to obtain by himself. ~Epicurus



Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. ~Friedrich Nietzsche, The Antichrist



When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. ~G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908



The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians for the body and physicians for the soul, although the two cannot be separated. ~Plato



And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~George Carlin



Good people get cheated, just as good horses get ridden. ~Chinese Proverb



All photographs are there to remind us of what we forget. In this - as in other ways - they are the opposite of paintings. Paintings record what the painter remembers. Because each one of us forgets different things, a photo more than a painting may change its meaning according to who is looking at it. ~John Berger



To a man with an empty stomach food is God. ~Gandhi