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  • A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. ~Frances Ward Weller



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  • I don't like nostalgia unless it's mine. ~Lou Reed



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  • A quilt will warm your body and comfort your soul. ~Author Unknown



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  • On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. ~Douglas Horton



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  • More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. ~Linda Sunshine



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  • If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example. ~George Bernard Shaw



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  • When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood. ~Sam Ewing



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  • The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too. ~Teresa of Avila



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  • In the ideal sense nothing is uninteresting; there are only uninterested people. ~Brooks Atkinson



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  • A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German Proverb



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  • No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him. ~Bud Flanagan



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  • Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. ~Author Unknown



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  • There is but one good throw upon the dice, which is, to throw them away. ~Author Unknown



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  • To lead the people, walk behind them. ~Lao-Tzu



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  • Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. ~Jack Handey



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  • The days a man spends fishing or spends hunting should not be deducted from the time that he's on earth. In other words, if I fish today, that should be added to the amount of time I get to live. That's the way I look at recreation. That's why I'll be a big conservation, environmental President, because I plan to fish and hunt as much as I possibly can. ~George Bush, quoted in Los Angeles Times, 30 December 1988



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  • It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess of Jermyn Street



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  • I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. ~A Chieftan from Nigeria



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  • Journalism - a profession whose business it is to explain to others what it personally does not understand. ~Lord Northcliffe



    The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children. ~Louis Johannot



    A man�s heart changes as often as does the autumn sky. ~Japanese Proverb



    The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~Eric Hoffer



    A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one. ~Author Unknown



    It's a rash man who reaches a conclusion before he gets to it. ~Jacob Levin

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