funny wise quotes

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally



You can not possibly have a broader basis for government than that which includes all the people, with all their rights in their hands, and with an equal power to maintain their rights. ~William Lloyd Garrison



Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. ~Harold Hulbert



The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton



We'll explain the appeal of curling to you if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us. ~Andy Barrie, Canadians to Americans



If you're going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill



We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. ~Kurt Vonnegut



Painting is easy when you don't know how, but very difficult when you do. ~Edgar Degas



The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. ~Attributed to James A. Garfield



I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror. ~Elaine Dundy



It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. ~Horace It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. ~Sallust



Seize every opportunity along the way, for how sad it would be if the road you chose became the road not taken. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution. ~G.K. Chesterton



The worst club in my bag is my brain. ~Chris Perry



I do not wish them to have power over men, but over themselves. ~Mary Wollstonecraft



Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. ~Richard Bach



Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation...tooting, howling, screeching, booming, crashing, whistling, grinding, and trilling bolster his ego. His anxiety subsides. His inhuman void spreads monstrously like a gray vegetation. ~Jean Arp



As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.



In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer



We have them just where they want us. ~James T. Kirk