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Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both. ~David Brown, quoted in Reader's Digest "Quotable Quotes," April 2004



We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on. ~Richard P. Feynman



You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right. ~Maya Angelou



Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West



I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice. ~Casey Stengel, 1967



The best way to predict your future is to create it. ~Peter Drucker



Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley



The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye



As each day comes to us refreshed and anew, so does my gratitude renew itself daily. The breaking of the sun over the horizon is my grateful heart dawning upon a blessed world. ~Terri Guillemets



Learn a new language and get a new soul. ~Czech Proverb



Food. Water. Shelter. Air. Sleep. Societal inflation has expanded need into greed. Suddenly the basic survival needs also include a cell phone, cable TV, and French manicured fingernails.... We've become the absolute biggest whiners of all human history with the absolute smallest justification for whining. ~Charlie Diekatze



Worry is rust upon the blade. ~Henry Ward Hughes



Woman possesses the cosmic force of an element, an invincible force of destruction, like nature's. She is, in herself alone, all nature! Being the matrix of life, she is by that very fact the matrix of death - since it is from death that life is perpetually reborn, and since to annihilate death would be to kill life at its only fertile source. ~"The Manuscript"



Cheerleaders know that pyramids were not built in Egypt. ~Author Unknown



Every wrong seems possible today, and is accepted. I don't accept it. ~Pablo Casals



Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing



Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. ~Ovid



Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. ~Alexander Hamilton