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The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth. ~W.R. Koehler, The Koehler Method of Dog Training



The African-American experience is one of the most important threads in the American tapestry. ~Bill Frist



There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure. ~Max Eastman



Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ~Author Unknown



Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney



The only thing that could spoil a day was people. People were always the limiters of happiness except for the very few that were as good as spring itself. ~Ernest Hemingway



Why do we believe that in all matters the odd numbers are more powerful? ~Pliny the Elder, Natural History



I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out." Parents have to take better control. ~Charles Barkley



...existence has become an unreasoning, wild dance around the golden calf, a mad worship of God Mammon. In that dance and in that worship man has sacrificed all his finer qualities of the heart and soul - kindness and justice, honor and manhood, compassion and sympathy with his fellowman. ~Alexander Berkman, What Is Communist Anarchism?



If black boxes survive air crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? ~George Carlin



The Grand Canyon is carven deep by the master hand; it is the gulf of silence, widened in the desert; it is all time inscribing the naked rock; it is the book of earth. ~Donald Culross Peattie, The Road of a Naturalist, 1941



The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet. ~James Openheim



A dog may be man's best friend, but the horse wrote history. ~Author Unknown



Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating. ~O. Henry, The Gifts of the Magi



If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. ~Logan P. Smith



The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose. ~William Simon



Wisdom is the abstract of the past, but beauty is the promise of the future. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



Name the season's first hurricane Zelda and fool Mother Nature into calling it a year. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. ~Author Unknown



Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts. ~Henry Blaha, 1972