paz y amor

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. ~M. Kathleen Casey



Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. ~Author Unknown



The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~Andy Rooney



A pure hand needs no glove to cover it. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, Chapter XII "The Minister�s Vigil"



America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. ~Laurence J. Peter



A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. ~Alfred Hitchcock



Another effective technique is to explain your code to someone else. This will often cause you to explain the bug to yourself. Sometimes it takes no more than a few sentences, followed by an embarrassed "Never mind, I see what's wrong. Sorry to bother you." This works remarkably well; you can even use non-programmers as listeners. One university computer center kept a teddy bear near the help desk. Students with mysterious bugs were required to explain them to the bear before they could speak to a human counselor. ~Brian Kernighan and Rob Pike, about debugging



I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis. ~Brett Butler



Life is about using the whole box of crayons. ~RuPaul



You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver



They turned the country up on its side, and everything loose fell into California. ~Author Unknown



No matter how reclusive we tend to be, we picture the after-life as a community of souls. It is one thing to seek privacy in this life; it is another to face eternity alone. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The poem is the point at which our strength gave out. ~Richard Rosen



Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. ~E.W. Howe



The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker. ~Author Unknown



Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. ~Estonian Proverb



The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins. ~Heywood Broun



All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. ~William Faulkner



In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows. ~Woody Allen



Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown