quotes about friendship funny

In a bet there is a fool and a thief. ~Proverb



When prosperity comes, do not use all of it. ~Confucius



What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. ~Mark Twain



Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. ~Lemony Snicket



I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty. ~John D. Rockefeller, Jr.



Only buy something that you'd be perfectly happy to hold if the market shut down for ten years. ~Warren Buffett



There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~Dan Greenberg



Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. ~Jesse Jackson



Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher's the poet's equal there. ~E.M. Cioran, The Tempation to Exist



A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown



Firefighters save hearts and homes. ~Author Unknown



The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst. ~Henry Fosdick



Credulity is the man's weakness, but the child's strength. ~Charles Lamb, Essays of Elia, Witches and other Night Fears, 1823



Ruin and recovery are both from within. ~Epictetus



We understand nature by resisting it. ~Gaston Bachelard, La Formation de l'esprit scientifique, 1938



Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all. ~Fanny Fern



There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. ~Attributed to both Zig Ziglar and Dr. Kenneth McFarland



I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. ~Hartman Jule



A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor. ~Paul-Jean Toulet