sweet love quotes for her

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ~Author Unknown



English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. ~Author Unknown



Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. ~Danny Orton and Blair Daly, "Stand"



Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might. ~Ecclesiastes 9:10



I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?" ~Karen Ripley



God loved the flowers and invented soil. Man loved the flowers and invented vases. ~Variation of a saying by Jacques Deval (God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.) God loves an idle rainbow, no less than laboring seas. ~Ralph Hodgson



Self-pity is... a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. ~Elizabeth Elliot



To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. ~Ancient Proverb



Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers



You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"



If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers



The problem with hatred and violence is that they intensity the fears of the white majority, and leave them less ashamed of their prejudices toward Negroes. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.



We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder. ~Andre Maurois, BBC-TV, January 1958



A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun. ~From the television show Roseanne



I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind. ~George Bernard Shaw, 28 August 1896



There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds. ~James Russell Lowell



My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. ~From the movie Ed TV



If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. ~Lenny Bruce



Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair. ~C.C. Colton