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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. ~David Sedaris



As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. ~Charles V. Chapin



If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he has to say, and make fun of it. ~Thomas Carlyle



I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body. ~Dave Barry



I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. ~Plutarch



If I had my life to live over, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring and stay that way later in the fall. ~Nadine Stair



Wedlock is a padlock. ~John Ray, English Proverbs



We can be Knowledgeable with other men's knowledge, but we cannot be wise with other men's wisdom. ~Michel de Montaigne



Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



By abolishing private property one takes away the human love of aggression. ~Sigmund Freud



You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~Arnold Palmer



The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales. ~Aesop, Fables



To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter. ~Euripides



Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. ~George D. Prentice



I have never advocated war except as a means of peace. ~Ulysses S. Grant



To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. ~T.S. Eliot



Don't fling your butt beside the trail and we won't fling your butt in jail. ~Author Unknown



Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves. ~Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols, 1888



We all participate in weaving the social fabric; we should therefore all participate in patching the fabric when it develops holes. ~Anne C. Weisberg



Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. ~Norm Papernick