funny happy bunny quotes

All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal. ~Thomas Szasz



I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore. ~Luke Perry



If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. ~Author unknown, attributed to Jim Davis



Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. ~Oscar Wilde, "The Critic as Artist," 1890



If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. ~Terri Guillemets



The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. ~Wilson Mizner



Afflictive emotions - our jealousy, anger, hatred, fear - can be put to an end. When you realize that these emotions are only temporary, that they always pass on like clouds in the sky, you also realize they can ultimately be abandoned. ~Tenzin Gyatso Affluence creates poverty. ~Marshall McLuhan



Coloring outside the lines is a fine art. ~Kim Nance



Nothing is not only nothing. It is also our prison. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



True merit, like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes. ~Edward Frederick Halifax



A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb



Employment is nature's physician, and is essential to human happiness. ~Galen



Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~Golda Meir



I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures. ~Robert Benchley, "Hiccoughing Makes Us Fat," No Poems: or around the world backwards and sideways, 1932



For love of country they accepted death... ~James A. Garfield



Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark. ~Samuel Johnson



They never touch it: consider what an explosion



Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers. ~Erik Pepke



Anybody who is 25 or 30 years old has physical scars from all sorts of things, from tuberculosis to polio. It's the same with the mind. ~Moses R. Kaufman



If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it. ~Lucy Larcom