cute poems for friends

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other. ~Alan Alda



Law: the only game where the best players get to sit on the bench. ~Author Unknown



To labor is to pray. ~Motto of the Benedictines



A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism. ~Louis A. Berman



There are couples a matchmaker would match every time - and couples who, for no rhyme or reason, rhyme. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Yield to all and you will soon have nothing to yield. ~Aesop, "The Man and His Two Wives," Fables



Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~Violeta Parra



Don't argue with people who write with digital ink and pay by the kilowatt-hour. ~Don Rittner



Books let us into their souls and lay open to us the secrets of our own. ~William Hazlitt



Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge. ~Author Unknown



Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis



The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891



A racially integrated community is a chronological term timed from the entrance of the first black family to the exit of the last white family. ~Saul Alinsky



You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. ~Author Unknown



A perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility. ~Billie Jean King, about tennis



You can teach a student a lesson for a day; but if you can teach him to learn by creating curiosity, he will continue the learning process as long as he lives. ~Clay P. Bedford



The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. ~Wilma Scott Heide



Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. ~Ambrose Bierce



If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want. ~Elbert Hubbard



One minute was enough, Tyler said, a person had to work hard for it, but a minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club