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  • Full of Win
    Feb 18, 04:44 PM
    Very skillful in how Jobs face and legs are hidden. Im beginning to think the newspapers are right about his condition.

    Also, pretty tasteless to dress the way he does. I'm not a fan of Obama, but if I were to meet him and sit next to him for dinner, I would respect the office enough not no dress in freakin' turtle neck.


    Jobs has ZERO class, none.





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  • Goldenbear
    Mar 28, 10:13 PM
    The Army is already using iPod Touches in the field. Put one in an Otterbox case and it's ruggedized.

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/194623

    And here's something from our very own MacWorld:
    http://www.macworld.com/article/145159/2009/12/raytheon_app.html

    There's a lot of waste in government, military or not. If the military can save money buying COTS solutions, we should all be happy.

    And to those who keep trying to throw the discussion off-track, please keep the political cr@p off of here. There are plenty of other places where you can argue the good and bad of military/government/reality TV/etc. Personally, I think we should send the military after the Reality TV producers and contestants, but this isn't the forum for that :D





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  • mattwolfmatt
    Mar 24, 12:29 PM
    I do wish people in this forum stop referring to 'the military' as though they were some sort of alien life-forms. 'The military' are people, and even if you happen to be in the oh-so-unique moral high ground of opposing war and violence from your comfortable desk, soldiers deserve the best kit we can afford to give them. Ditto for the returning veterans. And their families.

    Well said. Thank you. I agree 100%.





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  • ender land
    Apr 8, 10:31 PM
    You know, I wish congress and everyone involved in this process would somehow realize money doesn't grow on trees and that running at an operating loss of nearly 33% is, ah, not the best way to ensure longterm longevity and is a bad financial strategy.

    I just do not think politicians get this. Maybe because they can more or less print money at a whim?

    50 billion in cuts is still barely 5% of the budget deficit. I guess it'll be a hard one to do considering the bulk of federal spending is defense, pensions/healthcare, and welfare. Those are all sacred cow spending sources to one of the two parties.

    I'd love to see someone from the republican party make a challenge/promise to cut 10% from the defense budget if democrats were able to cut 10% from healthcare (either via premiums or other means) or vice versa from a democrat. Compromise is about both sides conceding something. Not demanding the other side give in 100%. It seems the majority of politicians can only do the latter.



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  • vocaro
    Nov 11, 02:57 AM
    In addition to the Japanese version, there are four other non-English ads (http://www.digg.com/apple/Apple_s_Get_a_Mac_campaign_goes_international). Unfortunately, unlike the Japanese one, they are simply dubbed and do not use other actors.





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  • Alvi
    Feb 18, 10:58 AM
    Everyone is dressed up but Steve....awesome.

    He did wear a tux to the oscars at least.
    That's pretty interesting, I would find it more PR-Stunty to see him in his Steve outfit at the Oscars than at a Dinner with one of the most important people of the world.



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  • jsw
    Sep 13, 08:58 AM
    ...I'm effed. :rolleyes:
    Well, if what you say to him works, you might actually be "effed", but sadly you won't remember it. Then you'll really wonder about the looks he gives you. :D





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  • satelshawn
    Mar 8, 08:59 AM
    Kingdonk, thanks a million for the screenshots. Any idea what version of Samba they have included? That has been a big headache for me with Snow Leopard ever since win7 came out. Cannot bind win7 to the domain because apple are running an old version of samba.

    If you could figure out the samba version that would be awesome, if it is still and old version then I am going to have to either move to Linux or buy a Windows server license for our win7 machines.



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  • sterno74
    Nov 2, 10:05 AM
    I can personally attest to being somebody who just switched to a mac. I've always wanted to own a Mac but didn't want to chance abandoning Windows completely. I'm a gamer and there's a few other apps that just don't exist for Apple that I use. Now I've got a Mac Pro dual booting OSX and XP Pro 64-bit.

    It's much easier to justify the switch when you know you can always switch back if you just don't like it.





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  • Tha Professor
    Nov 18, 04:03 AM
    I wouldn't pay 270 dollars for a white iPhone whose home button color dont match....



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  • jwong3854
    Mar 10, 11:04 PM
    We got Apple store, bestbuy, target, At&T store and Walmart within 2 miles of stonebriar

    Still undecided on whether to go to the Apple Store or BB...

    Either way will probably head over to Stonebriar since I don't think there's a BB near Willow bend....





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  • BuzzMega
    May 3, 03:40 PM
    I went to the Apple store with my Steadicam Smoothee and its iPhone 4 camera holder.

    The holder is about as tight a fit as you could ever make for the iPhone 4. So I tried mounting a white iPhone 4 into it.

    It was definitely tighter than my black iPhone 4. I didn't want to force it, so I just left it at that.



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  • Beezy
    Feb 18, 10:56 AM
    He doesn't look that much thinner than Obama. Maybe he is going to die too OMGZ. Guy could get run over by an Android user tomorrow. Oh well everyone goes eventually.





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  • DaveTheGrey
    Nov 14, 03:05 PM
    Well, let's see... the Zune comes out today. The iPod has been out for about 5 years (?) now. So it took Apple 5 years to have them integrate with airplanes. Shame on Apple for not innovating quicker. Shame, shame, shame. And shame on MS for not innovating quicker too. The Zune's only been out, what,... a few hours and it still can't integrate with planes? Shame on MS. :rolleyes:

    Seriously.... what's with all this Zune bashing? This story isn't even about the Zune, yet someone just had to post something about it. I'm not defending MS or anyone. It's just that I get's pretty redundant when everyone praises Apple and bashes on everyone else (especially MS), like Apple can do no wrong. I bet you haven't even played with a Zune yet. It's like people who say they don't like Japanese food or something. And when asked if they've tried it, they say no. How the hell do you know whether you like somethinig or not when you haven't even tried it yet?

    Apple fan boys...... :rolleyes:

    i can tell you:
    ms has stolen 13 years of my life with bluescreens and driver installations and because ms won't pay me for the time i spent having fun with their "os" i just love to laugh about their try to copy apple and fail, as they did for the last 20 years.



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  • -SD-
    Jul 14, 06:47 AM
    Well here we have it, an Amazon listing (http://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B003UOSMDU?tag=gamersglobal-21) for the new Arcade S?

    If it turns out this is correct, then 4GB onboard memory is quite an upgrade over the 512MB in the previous incarnation. I'm convinced that the Arcade S will be glossy white. Amazon seem to have changed the page slightly, as it was showing a price of €148.99.

    :apple:





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  • iEdd
    Oct 10, 07:33 AM
    Commercial Times claims that Foxconn Electronics has received notebook orders from Apple and volume shipments of one new MacBook model by the end of the year.
    Small error there. ;) Sounds interesting, certainly an unpredictable update cycle, although with apple it always is.



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  • iMeowbot
    Oct 16, 11:50 PM
    The "far east country" (or at least one of them, more earlier) is Australia. The "convention" field listing country TT (Trinidad and Tobago) application 37090 confirms that the Ocean Telecom Services LLC is in all likelihood an Apple shell corporation.

    Compare with the US TARR record (http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77007808).

    (below is a screen dump from the Australian IP mainframe)

    17/10/2006 Trade Mark System Page 1 14:45:34
    Application Abstract TMAP01MF
    Applic. No : 1136412 Acceptance due : 11/01/2008
    Filed on : 19/09/2006 First report : 11/10/2006
    Convention : 27/03/2006 TT 37090 Examiner : BESWICK
    Divisional :


    Status : Under Examination - Extension Fees Not Required
    Owner Name : Apple Computer, Inc.
    Mark : (Words) IPHONE ; iPhone

    (Type YS )
    Classes : _ 28 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    (PF9 - display ALL Goods and Services, or select required classes with X or S)

    Corrections made
    * No Endorsements * Option __ HELP <PF1>

    TMAPE01H V7.29 ( 1.1 ) XGUEST COMMAND ____________________

    Class 28 is for games, including toy phones :D





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  • Psilocybin
    Apr 22, 11:15 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8G4 Safari/6533.18.5)

    Haha. The hd3000 actually is horrible. And I have proof to back that up if you'd like me to make a YouTube account. It's a joke





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  • InfoSecmgr
    Apr 6, 03:37 PM
    Because you do contracts for the Department of the Navy does not mean you know everything. Also there is more tax dollars going to waste every DAY with the current administration.

    Trust me I served for 21 years and saw waste fraud and abuse, and there aint a dam thing your going to do, as soon as you blow the whistle your career is down the toilet and that is active duty personnel and the civilian workers also.

    This about sums it up to the OP you are replying to here. I've been in for 6 years (a bit less than you obviously) but I do concur.





    Mr-Stabby
    Mar 1, 01:44 PM
    Just looking at the ''Server Admin' screenshots posted, i noticed that in the list of Services, both AFP and NFS are missing. Is File Sharing managed somewhere else in Lion?





    Neuro
    Apr 3, 01:53 PM
    Go to system preferences. Open International. Drag British English to be first in the list of languages. If it's not in the list, click the Edit button to add it.

    Good stuff. :)

    I never thought it would be a system-level setting...





    TheMacBookPro
    Apr 27, 11:29 AM
    There have been many intel gpu based machine that had 1600x900 res displays, like the C2D Vaio Z or some of the offerings from Lenovo. I don't see why apple can't give such a res with to the 11.6in MBA with a 350nit display and wide color gamut. Then just add and SD card slot, make the usb ports 3.0 and a maybe even add a thunderbolt port and I'd be the first in line to get one.

    Core 2 Duo based VAIO Z's had an NVIDIA graphics chip for light gaming/HD videos/GPU intensive processes and the Intel graphics were only for basic processes like Word and internet surfing.

    In the Air you would be stuck with the Intel gfx doing everything as there is no space for a dedicated chip.





    WaRrK
    Aug 14, 12:09 PM
    From the interview:



    Anyone else from england think of Michael Winner when they read this bit? :D
    I hadn't but that just wont get out of my head now!! :D





    *LTD*
    May 5, 10:34 AM
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    MS just doesn't get it. No OS X, no sale. Whenever MS tries anti-Apple marketing, they lose. They're completely out of touch, deer in the headlights style, in this new market situation. It's now becoming comical.

    They tried this garbage with their Laptop Hunters campaign a couple of years ago, where they showcased some yokels walking into a big box store and passing over Macs due to price.

    Apple went on to sell more Macs than ever before.

    Desperation breeds a lot of baloney. The PC and netbook market are contracting at an alarming rate, thanks to the effects of the post-PC era, where MS barely has any presence.

    Keep milking that Windows licensing cash cow, MS. Google and Apple have you right where they want you.

    May Steve Ballmer continue to drive MS into the ground. It's fun to watch.



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