funny quotes about sisters

That arc of light, born of the shower and colored by the sun, which spans the heavens! ~Jean Charles Prince (rainbow)



The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive. ~William Ralph Inge



Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~Author unknown, attributed to an 8-year-old named Greg



Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. ~Rich Kulawiec



The poet doesn't invent. He listens. ~Jean Cocteau



If a healthy minded person takes an interest in science, he gets busy with his mathematics and haunts the laboratory. ~W.S. Franklin



There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in. ~Graham Greene, The Power and the Glory (thanks Harold)



I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. ~Author Unknown



Sometimes at night I light a lamp so as not to see. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



To lose one's self in reverie, one must be either very happy, or very unhappy. Reverie is the child of extremes. ~Antoine Rivarol



The tragedy of it is that nobody sees the look of desperation on my face. Thousands and thousands of us, and we're passing one another without a look of recognition. ~Henry Miller



The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. ~William A. Ward



Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God. ~Logan Pearsall Smith



He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers. ~Jonathan Swift



A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries



I can no longer think of anything but you. In spite of myself, my imagination carries me to you. I grasp you, I kiss you, I caress you, a thousand of the most amorous caresses take possession of me. ~Honore de Balzac, letter to Evelina Hanska, June 1836



There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. ~Mahatma Gandhi



It takes a loose rein to keep a marriage tight. ~John Stevenson



A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness. ~Herbert Luthy